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Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Thread started on: Dec 12th, 2003, 5:00pm » |
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As part of your evenings entertainment the Fantasy Caravan Bar and Caberet Suite is proud to present Talent Trek 
Please feel free to take the stage and do your party piece, be it song dance, impressions whatever.
If I may, i'd like to kick off by singinging that old Gloria Gaynor Classic I Will Survive.
 ahem.....At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side
Then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong....And I grew strong.....And I learned how to get along
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here, with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me........ come on everbody, join in...
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Coz you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I, I will survive
For as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give
I'll survive
I will survive
Hey hey
I thank you. 
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #1 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 5:41pm » |
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Round of applause for Phil folks!
I have no talent - poor me - so I will sit at the back with a packet of peanuts and sulk 
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #2 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 5:58pm » |
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All together now
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?
Does a 'ton up' on his sleigh
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
Chorus:
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside?
Does your granny always tell ya that the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
Chorus:
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
What will your daddy do
When he sees your Mama kissin' Santa Claus?
Ah ah
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?
Do you ride on down the hillside in a buggy you have made?
When you land upon your head then you've been slayed
Chorus (4x)
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #3 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 7:00pm » |
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And another round of applause for Pat folks
I think I have found my niche - I should be the compere!
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #4 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 9:12pm » |
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Well what a packed programme we have tonight. Iain you are doing a fantastic job as MC, will you call the bingo later. It's £3.50 a line and £9 a full house. Wasn't Lizarda marvellous, i loved her costume too. Shes sewn all the sequins on herself you know. Now I would like to present my eldest son, aged 4years 2 days, who would like to sing you a song.
Ladies and gentlemen, Fantasyphil jnr.
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #5 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 9:15pm » |
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When santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout
you girls and boys won't get any toys if you don't pull me out
my beard is black, there's soot in my sack my nose is tickling too,
when santa got stuck up the chimney achhooo, achhooo, achooo,
can i have a wee now dad? 
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #6 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 9:45pm » |
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Well put your hands together for the wee lad folks...
Yes I agree - he must get his good looks from his mother 
OK bingo is on in 10 minutes - so get those 2 fat ladies of the pinball we need them on stage later - chortle chortle 
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #7 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 9:52pm » |
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can i buy two books of tickets please
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #8 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 10:38pm » |
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Just the 2 Phil
Tight git!
Eyes down folks.............
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #9 on: Dec 12th, 2003, 11:20pm » |
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They win it every week, i'm not playing again
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #10 on: Dec 13th, 2003, 12:20pm » |
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It's comedy time folks
i say, i say, i say, my dog has got no nose....
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #11 on: Dec 13th, 2003, 12:26pm » |
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How does it smell Phil
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #12 on: Dec 13th, 2003, 12:32pm » |
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TERRIBLE
knock knock
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #13 on: Dec 13th, 2003, 12:45pm » |
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Who's there
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Re: Talent Trek- Search for a Star
« Reply #14 on: Dec 13th, 2003, 12:53pm » |
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